JFK IS A DONUT!!!!!!!

FORMER PRESIDENT JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY WAS NOT A HUMAN. HE WAS, IN FACT, A DONUT. THIS IS VERY CLEARLY EVIDENCED BY HIS FAMOUS 1963 QUOTE:

"ICH BIN EIN BERLINER"

IN THIS QUOTE HE CLEARLY STATES THAT HE IS THE DONUT TYPE KNOWN AS A BERLINER,

AS IF HE WAS CLAIMING TO BE SOMEONE FROM BERLIN, HE SHOULD HAVE SAID:

"ICH BIN BERLINER"

FURTHERMORE, THERE IS EVIDENCE THAT JFK WAS NOT SIMPLY CLAIMING TO BE A DONUT, BUT HE WAS ALSO PHYSICALLY A DONUT. THIS IS PROVEN BY THE STATE OF THE BACK SEAT OF THE 1961 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL THAT KENNEDY WAS RIDING IN ON THE DAY OF HIS "ASSASSINATION". THE SO CALLED "BLOOD" AND "BRAIN MATTER" SPLATTERED ACROSS THIS CAR ARE, IN REALITY, JAM. JAM FROM THE INSIDES OF HIS DONUT BODY

THE TRUE REASON FOR THIS "ASSASSINATION" WAS TO REVEAL THE TRUTH OF JOHN F. KENNEDY'S NATURE. THIS WAS QUICKLY COVERED UP BY THE GOVERNMENT, WHO CLAIMED THAT THIS INCIDENT WAS "POLITICALLY MOTIVATED", RATHER THAN BEING MOTIVATED BY THE TRUTH. THIS IS FURTHERED BY THE GREAT LENGTHS THAT THE GOVERNMENT WENT TO "REFURBISH" THE VEHICLE (HIDE THE EVIDENCE).